Welcome friends, to a slightly belated Celebrity Dead Pool 2010.
Despite the late start to the year (can I claim that I’m still using the Julian Calendar rather than the Gregorian?) we’re cranked up and ready to go, with 16 entrants and 116 unique celebrity names to watch.
The tips run the gamut from the very young to the very old, so it’ll be a terrific race and it’s anyone’s game and any number of other sporting clichés you can think of.
Anyway, here’s everyone’s tips. Good luck!
Abby David Attenborough Christian Bale Bob Barker Susan Boyle Pete Doherty Lindsay Lohan Nelson Mandela Katie Price Burt Reynolds Tila Tequila | Andrew Richard Branson Jimmy Carter Dick Cheney Macaulay Culkin The 14th Dalai Lama Delta Goodrem Paris Hilton Nelson Mandela Margaret Thatcher Jan Ullrich |
Anna King Bhumibol Adulyadej David Attenborough Richie Benaud John Goodman Mikhail Gorbachev Nelson Mandela John McCain Robert Mugabe Arnold Schwarzenegger Charlie Sheen | Benn Carol Burnett Joan Collins Schapelle Corby Dawn French Barry Humphries Joseph Jackson Elton John Mickey Rooney Eric Sykes Ian Turpie |
Dave Kirk Douglas Queen Elizabeth II Stephen Hawking Kim Jong-Il Jack Klugman Kate Moss Cliff Richard OJ Simpson Owen Wilson Amy Winehouse | Eliza Muhammad Ali Fidel Castro Zsa Zsa Gabor Hazel Hawke Chloe Lattanzi Lindsay Lohan Courtney Love Liza Minelli Bert Newton Keith Richards |
Greg Christina Amphlett Julie Andrews Miley Cyrus Blanche D'Alpuget Judi Dench Hazel Hawke Elton John Solomon Lew Liza Minelli Jessica Origliasso | Jill Akihito, Emperor of Japan Ernest Borgnine Kirk Douglas Angela Lansbury Liza Minelli Peter O'Toole Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh Nancy Reagan Britney Spears Gough Whitlam |
Kate Bill Cosby Blake Edwards David Hasselhoff Hugh Hefner Kim Jong-Il Courtney Love Nancy Reagan Margaret Thatcher Gene Wilder Owen Wilson | Laura Mohamed Al-Fayed Emma Bunton Mick Mars Sam Newman Bert Newton Mary-Kate Olsen Mickey Rooney Diana Ross Paul Shaffer Thom Yorke |
Rob George H. W. Bush Sean Connery Doris Day Queen Elizabeth II John Laws Bert Newton Keith Richards William Shatner Elizabeth Taylor Betty White | Sarah Bryce Courtenay Lindsay Fox Bob Hawke Nathan Hudson Di Morrissey Mary-Kate Olsen Michael Parkinson Margaret Thatcher Gene Wilder Terry Wogan |
Shannon Barbara Bush Schapelle Corby Annette Funicello Zsa Zsa Gabor Kim Jong-Il Lindsay Lohan Conrad Murray Keith RIchards Elizabeth Taylor Tila Tequila | Tom Buzz Aldrin Stephen Hawking Kim Jong-il Henry Kissinger Tom Lehrer Harry Markowitz Rupert Murdoch JD Salinger Ravi Shankar Franco Zeffirelli |
Trevor Fidel Castro Peter Falk David Hasselhoff Larry King Courtney Love Nelson Mandela Burt Reynolds Margaret Thatcher Betty White Amy Winehouse | Ty Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Clive Dunn Delta Goodrem Phil Jamieson Kim Jong-il Liza Minelli Barack Obama Elizabeth Taylor Lil’ Wayne |
I just hope Rob's first choice is correct. A few less Amy Winhouse's than I thought. Like fish in a barrel really. Though, mind you, the same could have been said about Kieth Richards for the last 30 years. The man is unstoppable (words that may come to haunt me given the nature of what we're talking about) - he may actually be dead. Or to be more accurate undead. Just look at him! The gaunt, emotionless face. The monosyllabic utterances. His insatiable need for human brains. It's all there people.....
ReplyDeleteNow now, Dave. The deadpool is not about HOPE. That way lies madness... (except, of course, that I hope that enough of mine die so that I may win).
ReplyDeleteNo, this comp is all about tactics. For example, in 2008 we lost Estelle Getty. In 2009 it was Bea Arthur. Someone is picking the golden girls off one by one (and it seems Trevor had the same thought). I went for Betty White over Rue McClanahan cos it was easier to spell without looking it up. What's the bet I picked the wrong one?
Now I'm wishing I'd covered my bases and put them both in.
Hi Dave ... yes, Amy Winehouse seems to have cleaned up her act to the point that she's no longer a contender (bizarre outbursts at children's pantomime performances notwithstanding). And personally, I think Keef will outlive us all.
ReplyDeleteThat's an interesting thought about the Golden Girls, Rob. Unfortunately you may indeed have mis-chosen, given that Rue McClanahan had a minor stroke a couple of days ago.
Balls.
ReplyDeletehaha I see The Hoff is only on two lists. I guess even though he is a hardcore boozer, he still looks pretty damn virile!
ReplyDeletealthough I did hear he passed out earlier this year because he pumped too much blood into his third leg ;)
and have you seen his commercial for a vacuum penis pump?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2torN-iKOuY&fmt=18
it’s a bit of fun ;)
There's Meatloafs commercial on it too, in a film I made
Thom Yorke?!?! what the hell? Is this a personal wishlist? or are you all betting who actually will?